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Positoovity

SCUTTLE
What’s this? You giving up so soon? You gotta have a little gumption. Yeah!
A can-do kinda attitude. Take it from a gull who knows
Now look at me
You see this face
In terms of beauty I’m a basket case
And as for style and savoir faire
Well I guess there ain’t
A whole lot there
Yup, although perhaps
It makes no sense
I strut my stuff
With lots of confidence
Cause though I lack
And awful lot
There is one thing I got!
I got positoovity!
I got positoovity!
It gives me the zam
And the zow
And the yaddle laddle laddle
That’s why I walk
With a wiggle in my waddle
Cause once you’ve heard that word
There aint nothing you can do
So let that positoovity
Work for you

SEBASTIAN
Positoovity? Why der’s no such word.

SCUTTLE
Course there is in the dictionary right between popsuckle and prehysterical.
Believe you me I seen it work miracles!
Now he’s a shmoe

GABBIANI
Yo!

SCUTTLE
And he’s a shlep

GABBIANO
Yeah?

SCUTTLE
And this one doesn’t
got the sharpest rep

GABBIANO
Squawk?

SCUTTLE
In fact all three
without a doubt
Mister David brains
were handed out

GABBIANO
But if he’s no sage

GABBIANO
And he’s no wiz

I GABBIANI
The whole world thinks
That we are geniuses
Cause all our screws
May be unscrewed
But dig our attitude

SCUTTLE E I GABBIANI
We got positricity!

SCUTTLE
How ‘bout you, huh?

SCUTTLE E I GABBIANI
We got poositivity!

SCUTTLE
Just try it out, come on!

GABBIANO
It gives us the bing

GABBIANO
And the bang

SCUTTLE
And the yippee-dip-doodle

SCUTTLE E I GABBIANI
That’s why we sounds
Like thers knowledge
In our noodle
And once you learned that word
There ain’t nothing you can do
So let that positricity

SCUTTLE
N-N-No, Positroocity!

I GABBIANI
Poositrocity
Work for you!

SEBASTIAN
Ariel, don’t take advice from birdbrains.

SCUTTLE
Birdbrains! Who you callin’ birdbrains!
We got natural talent, what i like to call Gull-ability!

SCUTTLE E I GABBIANI
So with the vip and the vap
And the ba-ba boo
You can flip any flap
Till your wish comes true
The tip is the tap
Into something that you believe

SCUTTLE
Cause with the zig and the zug
And the zig-zug-zing
There aint nothing you cant be
You see its really your perogative

SCUTTLE E I GABBIANI
You simply cant think nogative

SCUTTLE
Then there’s you just sitting there
Smack down flat upon your dairy air, Hey!
If thast the way you wanna be
Well you might as well be shrubbery
So stand right up, and dust your seat
And walk real tall upon
Your own two feet
And sure you’ll trip
And make mistakes
But you’ve got what it takes!

GABBIANO
You go, gull!

SCUTTLE E I GABBIANI
And now you know that word
There ain’t nothing you cant do

SCUTTLE
So go get some posilicity
You can bet on positricity
And just let that positrinity
No, positroonity. Poositonity?
Is it? Pardon, hat is it!

I GABBIANI
Positoovity!

SCUTTLE E I GABBIANI
Positively work for you!

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